(Source: aintnopartylikealizparty, via timeanustestified)

kripke-is-my-king:

beckydearest:

kripke-is-my-king:

the two most supernatural things about Supernatural 

• Sam getting wifi EVERYWHERE
• Dean not crashing the impala even though he NEVER looks at the road

let’s not forget

• neither of them having scars despite constantly being covered in cuts

Most accurate addition I’ve seen to this post, to date.

(via timeanustestified)

sildachi:

sildachi:

sildachi:

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this

(via ladykalliste)

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

(via lawlietshoujo)

interbvtts:

ruthlessdutchman:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

NICKNAMES 

PEOPLE GIVING YOU A NICKNAME 

PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME 

BAD NICKNAMES

PEOPLE CALLING YOU BY A NICKNAME YOU HATE

PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME

never getting a nickname

realizing you can’t just shorten your real name

(Source: jaclcfrost, via lawlietshoujo)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

halfhardtorock:

dewdroponaleaf:

aw rats guyz he figured us out :(

Damn, he makes feminism sound so badass.

aw shit man, I really didn’t want people to know about my practicing witch craft and baby killing yet.

(via timeanustestified)

the-devil-loves-chanel:

In 1937, two women wore shorts out in public for the first time. They drew a huge amount of male attention and caused a car accident.

(Source: evasionrose, via timeanustestified)

peixesass:

pikanoob:

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you

when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves

when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective

(via procerperficio)

They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.

thiasthedark:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN

(via timeanustestified)

weabros:

why are girls so cute like god damn curves and boobs and those legs and your hair and your skin and your voices and just like hot damn girls in thigh highs and maid outfits and oversized sweaters and messy hair and piercings and dresses
GIRLS

(via timeanustestified)

ostolero:

smartblonde317:

ostolero:

becoming an adult is weird

it’s like

wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule

wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos

wait what?

did i stutter

(via lawlietshoujo)